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Corny Joke of the Month (August 2001)


Why don't lobsters share? They are shellfish! was elected


 
 Ballot Count Details 
 
Total Votes: 64 Number of Positions: 1 Count Took 0.04 seconds
Total Formal Votes: 53 Number of Candidates: 5 `Optional Preferential' system used to designate informal votes.
Total Informal Votes: 11
Total Invalid Votes: 0
Quota = 53 / (1 + 1) = 26.50 `Hare-Clarke' (IRV) system used to count votes.
 
 


 Ballot Count Results 
 
Candidate: Why don't lobsters share? They are shellfish! What did the priest say to the two melons that had fallen in love? You cantaloupe! How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! What is brown and sticky? A stick! Did you hear about that new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRR!!! Result
Votes Redistributed Redistribution Value
(per 1 vote)
Remainder this Stage Total Remainders Votes Exhausted this Stage Total Votes Exhausted
Stage 1 Stage:
Total:
13.00
13.00
10.00
10.00
5.00
5.00
8.00
8.00
17.00
17.00
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! was excluded 5.00 1.00 5.00 5.00 0.00 0.00
Stage 2 Stage:
Total:
4.00
17.00
1.00
11.00
excluded 0.00
8.00
0.00
17.00
What is brown and sticky? A stick! was excluded 8.00 1.00 7.00 12.00 1.00 1.00
Stage 3 Stage:
Total:
3.00
20.00
1.00
12.00
excluded excluded 3.00
20.00
What did the priest say to the two melons that had fallen in love? You cantaloupe! was excluded 12.00 1.00 12.00 24.00 0.00 1.00
Stage 4 Stage:
Total:
7.00
27.00
excluded excluded excluded 5.00
25.00
Why don't lobsters share? They are shellfish! was elected 0.00 0.00 0.00 24.00 0.00 1.00
Candidate: Why don't lobsters share? They are shellfish! What did the priest say to the two melons that had fallen in love? You cantaloupe! How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! What is brown and sticky? A stick! Did you hear about that new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRR!!! Result
Votes Redistributed Redistribution Value
(per 1 vote)
Remainder this Stage Total Remainders Votes Exhausted this Stage Total Votes Exhausted
 
 
Why don't lobsters share? They are shellfish! was elected Total votes exhausted: 1.00 Total votes informal/exhausted: 12.00
 






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